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A cannibal goes to a special store and notices that an Ashkenazi brain costs a hundred dollars, whereas A Kurd's brain is 300. "why is the Kurd's brain so expensive?" "can you imagine how many Kurds we needed to collect it from to make one dish?" says the seller.
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An Iranian is dying in bed with only a few more minutes to live when he smells the wonderful smells of delicious dishes. He calls his son, who asks him, "What is it dad?" The Iranian says, "Go and fetch me some food from your mother so I can have my last meal". The son leaves but returns in a moment and says, "Ma wouldn't give me any, she says it's for the wake".
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A Christian, a Muslim, and a Moroccan Jew visit Jerusalem for the first time and they all go to pray in the old city. The Christian suddenly hears a voice, "Whaaaaa, I'm a one-eyed ghost!" He's really frightened and runs away. The Muslim prays when he hears a thundering voice, "I'm a one-eyed ghoooooost!" and becomes so afraid that he take off immediately. In the meantime the Moroccan Jew is praying when he hears "I'm a one-eyed ghost!!" When hears that he yells back, "If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to poke out the eye you still have!"
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some guy walks into bar and starts yelling: "all Moroccans are sons of bitches." then comes this big guy, and starts hitting him real bad. "what is it? Are you Moroccan dude?" "hell no!", the big guy fires back. "it's that my mom is a real bitch!"
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An old man gets on a train, laughing hysterically, and sits down next to another old man. The laughing man says to his neighbor that he must tell him a great joke about Polacks, as it's really hilarious. The other man replies, "but I'm a Polack", so the laughing man assures him, "no problem, I'll tell it slower".
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An American, a Brit and a Polack are arrested for raping a very young girl and sentenced to death. They all get a choice: they could be put to death by hanging, a shot to the head, or lethal injection. The American and the Brit ask to be shot and die on the spot. The Polack asks for the injection. As he gets it he begins to crack up. The astonished executioners ask him why is he laughing. The Polack answers "I had on a condom".
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Jesus his nailed up on the cross when he calls out to his disciple, "Peter, Peter, come quick". Peter comes running, but the Roman guards catch him and cut off his arm. Peter manages to break away from them, but then another guard cuts off his second arm. He breaks free but then caught again, losing a nose, an ear and a leg. When he finally makes it to the cross, limping and bleeding, Jesus tells him, "Hey, look, from here you can see your house".
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two couples, one British, one Israeli, go out together to eat in a fancy restaurant. "honey, can you pass me the honey?" the British guy turns to his wife. "what's with the steak you cow!" the Israeli turns to his wife as well...
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An Arab, a Christian, a Muslim, a Jewish guy,a Russian, a Georgian, an Ethiopian and a Kurd go on a plane. After a short while the the Kurd gets up and yells: "hey, aren't we too many people for one joke?!?"...
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After Jesus goes to heaven he meets a really old guy with a white beard who looks familiar. He says to him: "say, were you a carpenter in your previous life maybe?" the old guy replies: "yes!" "and did you happen to have a son who is not quite yours?" Jesus continues. "yes, how did you know?!? The old man gets excited. "DAADDD!" says Jesus. "Pinocchio!" says the old man..
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Two good friends meet up. One of them is a widow, her husband died due to a heart attack recently. Suddenly, the other girl notices a huge diamond ring on her friend's finger. "what is that?" she asks her friend all surprised. "when my husband died, right in my arms" she starts telling, "the last words he said to me were: Donna, under the mattress there is a lot of money, go get the best stone, ok?"...
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An Indian kid in Punjab wants to impress his dad with something smart he has done, so he tells him, "Daddy, instead of taking the bus today, I ran after it to school so I saved 20 rupees. The father isn't impressed: "You idiot! Had you run after a taxi you would have saved 100 rupees".
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