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One day the lion calls all the animals and tells them that whoever is brave enough to jump off the tallest cliff will get to fuck the lioness. All the animals stand in line on the brink of the cliff. The wolf looks down, gets dizzy and goes back. So does the fox, and the rabbit runs away. Suddenly the big bear jumps down. After a few minutes all the animals take a side trail and get to the bottom where they see the bear's face covered with dirt and sand, there are bad scratch marks all over his body, and some of his fur is torn off. The lion comes to him and says, "Well done, brave bear, now you can shag the lioness" The bear says, "No problem, but first let me find and fuck whoever pushed me down!"
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